Saturday, March 14, 2009
Friday the 13th: Operation Local Area Networking.
Went to lan,level 3,woodlands centre,with Sgt Chong and Sgt Johnny and Chichi and speedking.Chichi quite photogenic but he's camera shy.This pic taken by Sgt.Johnny.The Crazy fucka risked getting smash by chichi.You can actually see the split second when at one instant,chichi was smilling away and when he turned around to get hold of Sgt.Johnny.All right, this all happened the week before the Friday 13th.Let's not deviate.I skipped a mutha-fukin' house meeting or whatever you call it and ran to causeway point,hopped on a 913 bus,rendezvous with chichi.I ran like hell to Lan and met the rest of the platoon.Not enough free coms,goddamn it.Went down to mcd's.Got myself a big mac meal.FUCKING 8 BUCKS! It took me 3 mins to gobble down the shit that caused 8 bucks and once I'm done,Speedking came in and got himself a double cheeseburger.We talked for about 5 mins.Then the rest of the jarheads came down.Jivan was there too.What dumb-asses,they left their freakin account logged on.Then,Jivan went up and logged all of them off and went back down to Mc'ds again.Then,all of us went back to the 3rd floor.Jivan pissed Speedking off and Jivan was in for the beating of his life.Speedking always mistook the refelction in the glass for Jivan's and ran whenever he saw one.Sgt.Johnny told him not to run to fast or he'll get cardiac arrest.We took pictures and mellowed out.ChiChi not in it for the obvious reasons.
After we had freakin coms,johnny and chichi had to go for PTC or something like that.Me,Jivan,Sgt.Chong and speedking started playing left 4 dead.Sgt.Chong,not the noobest,kept startling the witch for no fucking apparent reason and I had to go save him.As per normal,I was the highest scorer.Speedking and jivan were the greatest noobs that ever lived in my opinion.No offense homies,but if there was a zombie epidemic,I wouldnt wanna be shooting alongside Jivan.I brawled with Speedking earlier and he fuckin' bit my knuckles,FUCK! It still fucking hurts,but not so bad.The pic on your left was taken a few seconds before Speedking decided to vent his anger on Jivan.I've just learn something about jivan,he doesnt have balls.He didnt dare face Speedking like a man.Much like a hamster.Speedking,good luck to whacking the daylights outta him.Sgt.Chong act cute.He doesnt trust me skills in harvesting.Wants me to do a live demonstration in front of his eyes.Soldier,you need time.Dont worry,I'll show you,you've tried one and failed and I too,will try one.Ouh yeah,and by the way,Sgt.Johnny,could you please teach me how the fuck you insert a computerized voice?HOOYA MASTER CHIEF!This is Sgt.Smash......Zulu-6 OUT!
soldiering on; 5:29 PM
After we had freakin coms,johnny and chichi had to go for PTC or something like that.Me,Jivan,Sgt.Chong and speedking started playing left 4 dead.Sgt.Chong,not the noobest,kept startling the witch for no fucking apparent reason and I had to go save him.As per normal,I was the highest scorer.Speedking and jivan were the greatest noobs that ever lived in my opinion.No offense homies,but if there was a zombie epidemic,I wouldnt wanna be shooting alongside Jivan.I brawled with Speedking earlier and he fuckin' bit my knuckles,FUCK! It still fucking hurts,but not so bad.The pic on your left was taken a few seconds before Speedking decided to vent his anger on Jivan.I've just learn something about jivan,he doesnt have balls.He didnt dare face Speedking like a man.Much like a hamster.Speedking,good luck to whacking the daylights outta him.Sgt.Chong act cute.He doesnt trust me skills in harvesting.Wants me to do a live demonstration in front of his eyes.Soldier,you need time.Dont worry,I'll show you,you've tried one and failed and I too,will try one.Ouh yeah,and by the way,Sgt.Johnny,could you please teach me how the fuck you insert a computerized voice?HOOYA MASTER CHIEF!This is Sgt.Smash......Zulu-6 OUT!